These terms form an agreement between you and Slaxyronyrdlox regarding access to slaxyronyrdlox.world and related services we describe online. They are written in plain language but carry legal effect. Please read them alongside our Privacy Policy, Cookie Policy, and Refund Policy, which are incorporated by reference where relevant.
The site is operated by Slaxyronyrdlox of 5 Market St, Manchester M1 1WR, United Kingdom. Registered contact channels are touch@slaxyronyrdlox.world and +44 161 832 5000. If company registration numbers or VAT identifiers become applicable to your transaction, they will appear on invoices or checkout screens.
By viewing pages, downloading resources, submitting forms, or purchasing offerings, you agree to the then-current terms. We may update them to reflect new features, legal requirements, or clarifications. The hero section date highlights the edition you are reading; substantive changes may also be announced by email to active clients or through an on-site notice when proportionate.
Continued use after changes constitutes acceptance unless mandatory consumer law in your country gives you a right to terminate without penalty, in which case that law prevails.
We publish articles and educational materials about incorporating movement into daily routines, offer non-medical consulting conversations, and run optional programmes or challenges framed as learning experiences. Specific deliverables, fees, and cancellation rights appear in checkout flows or written quotations. Where a separate contract conflicts with these terms on a narrow point, the separate contract controls for that transaction only.
All public content is general in nature. It does not assess your medical history, medications, or functional capacity. It is not a substitute for advice from a regulated clinician, physiotherapist, or other qualified professional who can examine you. If you experience acute pain, sudden weakness, breathing difficulty, or other urgent symptoms, seek appropriate emergency care rather than relying on website copy.
If we introduce password-protected areas, you must provide accurate registration data, safeguard credentials, and notify us of suspected compromise. You may not share login details with unrelated third parties or use automation to scrape restricted content. We may suspend accounts that appear compromised or abusive after reasonable notice when contact details exist.
You agree not to:
We may cooperate with law enforcement and ISPs when abuse is credibly alleged.
Unless otherwise labelled, text, layout, graphics, audio, and video on the site are owned by Slaxyronyrdlox or licensed to us. You receive a limited, revocable licence to view and print reasonable excerpts for personal, non-commercial learning. Any broader licence requires written consent.
Trademarks and trade dress may not be used to imply endorsement of third-party products. Fair dealing or fair use for commentary may apply in some jurisdictions independently of these terms.
Outbound links are curated for relevance but we do not control external sites. Their terms and privacy notices govern your interactions there. Embedding a resource does not transfer ownership; if you believe an embed infringes your rights, notify us with detail and we will evaluate removal or replacement.
The site and services are provided “as is” and “as available” to the extent permitted by law. We disclaim implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement except where such disclaimers are void.
To the fullest extent permitted, Slaxyronyrdlox and its team are not liable for indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or for loss of profits, goodwill, or data, arising from use of the site or reliance on its content, even if advised of the possibility. Our aggregate liability for direct damages relating to a twelve-month window typically caps at the fees you paid us in that period for the specific service giving rise to the claim, unless mandatory law prescribes a different ceiling.
Nothing here excludes liability for death or personal injury caused by negligence where such exclusion is unlawful, nor excludes fraud or wilful misconduct.
These terms are governed by the laws of England and Wales. Courts in that jurisdiction have non-exclusive competence unless you are a consumer entitled to sue in your home country under EU or UK consumer regulations. We prefer good-faith negotiation before litigation.
If we use online advertising (including paid search or display in the United Kingdom), we aim to ensure that ads and landing pages are consistent: the destination will clearly describe who we are, what is offered (informational content, education, and non-medical services only), and will not disguise the nature of the site. We do not use advertising to promote the treatment of specific diseases, to sell medicines or medical devices, or to make unverified health claims. Where a platform requires disclosure of promotional content, we follow those rules.
Email touch@slaxyronyrdlox.world with “Terms question” in the subject line, or write to the Manchester address above. We aim to acknowledge thoughtful enquiries within several business days.